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Volume 1
May 1998
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About Beast of the Month
"I yam an anti-Christ..."
John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) of The Sex Pistols, "Anarchy in the UK"
The Konformist Beast of the Month: an award celebrating the number one enemy of, or a false option to, the Liberation of man from oppression, the top servant to the Forces of Darkness in this material world the previous month. The award was first given out in May 1997, with twelve worthy picks each year, culminating in an annual vote for Beast of the Year.
Each month, with the help of complex computer formulas calculated by the Beast-O-Meter, a winner is chosen. The winner is then delivered the award declaring his victory. The award states:
In recognition of outstanding service and devoted promotion for the Forces of Darkness, and in light of acts and deeds against Truth, Justice, and Liberty, and because of opposition to Freedom Fighters in the battle against brutal oppression, The Konformist does hereby award (WINNER) this certificate of merit on (DATE). Congratulations, and keep up the great work!
