Beast of the Month - October 1997
Queen Elizabeth II, International Crime Syndicate Figurehead
John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) of The Sex Pistols, "Anarchy in the UK"
"There's no future for you."
John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) of The Sex Pistols, "God Save the Queen"
Since the death of Lady Diana, a whole slew of Lady Di jokes has hit the internet in a predictably tasteful fashion. One of the best is: "Why did Elton John sing at the funeral? He was the only queen who gave a damn." Of course, this joke is a little unfair and crude. After all, it is a bit disrespectful to refer to Sir Elton as a queen.
But the trashing of Queen Elizabeth is long overdue. Not since John Rotten hurled offensive obscenities on BBC about her royal highness has there been such an anti-monarchy sentiment in the air. The sentiment is a good thing, and if the death of Diana leads to the destruction of the British crown (which is sadly doubtful), then perhaps her passing was not in vain.
Never mind her absolutely snooty behavior while the international spotlight was on her, showing her utter contempt and disdain in any way possible to the sole woman who had any comprehension of how to relate to non-royalty in the monarchy. Never mind that, despite her anal-retentive obsession with protocol and "acting proper", she was clearly a horrible mother unable to raise her kids beyond the level of screw-ups, judging by their history of trashy affairs, broken-up marriages, and other tawdry escapades that put her family on par with the cast of "Diff'rent Strokes" for bad behavior. No, instead, focus on the Evil Empire that she is a frowning, sexually repressed figurehead for.
Yes, the British crown has a history of behaving in a despicable fashion that can only be compared to the Vatican in terms of durability and utter vileness. (It is perhaps for this reason that A-Albionic Research pits the two groups as the central powers battling for world domination.) Among the chief proponents of the Brits as international bogeyman is Lyndon LaRouche, a man who, despite his own personal problems with sexual repression, has been dead on at exposing the crown for what it is. "The Queen of England pushes drugs!!!" he declares, and, though it is perhaps a tad bit of a simplification, he is at least partially true. As he documents and describes in Dope, Inc. and other essential works, the evil Brits are the mastermind of the international drug trade, as well as AIDS, population kontrol, and Third World famines (not to mention The Grateful Dead, which were an offshoot of British-CIA LSD mind-kontrol experiments, according to Mr. L.) It is for his excellent research (not to mention his frequent bad-mouthing of crown-supporter Henry Kissinger), and not for any dangerous policies he has supported, that he became a target for a frame-up in federal court.
Then there is Dr. John Coleman, who writes about THE COMMITTEE OF 300, an international secret society that rules the world with an iron fist. (Ironically, Jerry Garcia, shortly before his "overdose" - yes, that's right, another potential conspiracy - reputedly became a big proponent of the Committee of 300 theory, which proves that, as far as reputed British mind-kontrol operatives go, he was one of the most unwitting.) As Dr. Coleman states, "Note how the queen, Elizabeth II, performs the ceremonial opening of the British Parliament? There, in full view, is the head of the Committee of 300."
The truth is there to see: though we may have heard about the "Opium Wars" in high school between China and Britain, few bother to ask what the war was about. The answer is quite surprising: opium (who would've guessed?) More specifically, it was about the "rights" of British opium dealers (backed by the crown, of course) to enter China and peddle their drugs. The Brits won the war. Supposedly we are to believe that this is all part of history, that the ruling class suddenly became morally disgusted by their involvement in drugging the masses, and then dropped out of the business, where it suddenly became run by evil minorities from the Third World who are now a menace to our morally proper society, which is why we need draconian anti-drug laws and a huge prison buildup.
Apparently the huge prison buildup isn't enough, according to some. This explains the supposed huge deep underground base found beneath the Denver International Airport, which has quasi-Masonic murals smeared with bizarre pictures that even David Lynch wouldn't make. The DIA is reputed to be a Masonic project (that, some believe, involves evil Reptilian Aliens) and is the alleged future site of the control center for the nefarious New World Order. Naturally, the New World Order will need it's slave labor camps (a la Auschwitz and Jonestown), and those Masons and Reptilians have apparently found their spot. Sure enough, Liz II has been reported to be buying up a lot of property in Colorado under a pseudonym.
Ah, yes, the Queen profiteering off the exploitation of slave labor, the scapegoats of her own evil drug-dealing operation. Why, the only thing that could be more absurdly hilarious would be the biggest for-profit prison contractor being an infamous CIA front heavily involved in their own drug-dealing operations.
In any case, suddenly the tawdry tales of Kitty Kelley and Andrew Morton seem tame in comparison.
Which, of course, leads us back to Lady Diana, and the question that is on everyone's mind: did Queen Elizabeth murder her?
Such a question is a bit simplistic, but the idea that the British crown was behind her "accident" is not absurd, despite the ridicule of the mass media and certain CNN pundits. They had a definite motive, and there are enough unanswered questions on this one to make the Diana death a "legitimate" conspiracy theory. As Liz herself put it, Diana's death was "an accident waiting to happen."
Rather than focus on the still unraveling Diana story, however, let's again go in the past, to the end of the nineteenth century during Victorian England. There, a gang of prostitutes are said to have tried to blackmail the British Crown with the revelation of the a secret marriage (and bastard child) between a Catholic girl turned prostitute and the second-in-line-to-the-Throne Duke Eddy. The power behind the throne, the Freemasons, were not thrilled. "A CATHOLIC??!!" they shouted in horror. Rather than pay the hush money, and still have worry about the flapping mouths of the scheming hookers, they decided to knock them off. The rest, of course, is history, namely the Jack the Ripper murders, which were littered with Masonic occult symbology, much of it now on the walls at the new Denver airport. This is how the story goes according to Stephen Knight, in his book, Jack the Ripper: The Final Solution. He followed it up with another expose on the Freemasons titled The Brotherhood, and was working on another when he mysteriously died. (Paging Danny Casolaro.)
The point of this little tidbit is, even if the Crown whacked Diana, it certainly isn't anything out of the ordinary for them. And it isn't anything that the British Empire would be above.
And so, whether she's just an uncharismatic figurehead for the evil Masonic empire, or the diabolical mastermind of the New World Order, Queen Elizabeth has proven herself to be a Beast in her own right of the highest caliber. Behind that sourpuss frown is a woman who is linked to as much danger and intrigue as any human on the planet. The Konformist only can wish for the day when for her and her ilk there is "No future."
In any case, we salute you, Queen Elizabeth II, as Beast of the Month. Congratulations, and keep up the great work, Liz!!!
60 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time, Jonathan Vankin & John Whalen (when is it not a resource?)
60 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time Website: http://www.conspire.com (The piece on Diana is, suspiciously enough, Conspiracy Current # 33.)
Conspirators' Hierarchy: The Story of the Committee of 300, Dr. John Coleman.
Jack the Ripper: The Final Solution, Steven Knight.
Dope Inc.: Britain's Opium War Against the U.S., U.S. Labor Party Investigating Team (i.e. Lyndon LaRouche.)
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